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	<title>Diurnal Deliberations of a Deranged, Demented, Destitute</title>
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		<title>With Arms Wide Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[31st July 2009 &#8211; Early Morning is when we found out that &#8220;we&#8217;ve created life&#8221;. Since then a lot of people have asked me that how does it feel now. To be honest it still has not completely sunk in. The realisation is getting deeper and deeper with time. But whenever someone asks me about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=27&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Showeriya</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is for someone whom I lived with once (many of you will already have got the hint) and how his habit of taking seemingly endless showers, multiple times a day would infuriate us all.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=17&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I ain&#8217;t rich?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:36:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cause as I often say &#8220;Paisa to haath ka maiel hai aaj hai to kal nahi&#8230; lekin mere hi haath mein permanent disinfectant hai.&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=13&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing Sound Illusion</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all have seen tons of optical illusion emails floating around. But I recently came accross this site which had a number of sound illusions. The ones that amazed me most were the &#8220;Virtual Haircut&#8221; and the &#8220;Sound for under 20s Only&#8221; ones (I could not hear the sound for under 20s one as sadly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=12&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Achmed &#8211; The dead terrorist</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 12:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this 10 min clip or else &#8220;I kill you&#8221; (watch it and you will get the joke)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=11&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thank you!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is for all the people who got together, schemed against me, made up innumerable stories, left me alone at home on weekends to get bored and at the end of it all made it all worthwhile by giving me my best Birthday till date. First of all a special thanks to the orchestrator [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=10&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Updates</title>
		<link>http://destitute.wordpress.com/2007/11/19/updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anniversary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doof]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its been a long time since I have updated the blog. Not that many people read it. But the only person I can blame for that is myself. If I let people know that I have a blog they will visit. So well I will start letting people know about it from now on. The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=7&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Doof in his bed</media:title>
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		<title>Earth From Above</title>
		<link>http://destitute.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/earth-from-above/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Late last year there was an exhibition called Earth From Above going on in Melbourne. More than the exhibition what piqued my interest was that the exhibition was on for 6 months and it was open 24 hours a day. So with my interest aroused me and my wife went over to see what it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=6&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A few dates here and there &#8211; A short story</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been dead since 3rd June 2003. That’s exactly 4 years ago. I died in a car accident when me and my wife, Susan, were going to the movies. We were driving along happily listening to music when her favourite song came on. As I always used to do, I took my eyes off [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=4&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Who am I?</title>
		<link>http://destitute.wordpress.com/2007/05/17/who-am-i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 13:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moses said to God, &#8220;Suppose I go to the Israelites and say to them, &#8216;The God of your fathers has sent me to you,&#8217; and they ask me, &#8216;What is his name?&#8217; Then what shall I tell them?&#8221; God said to Moses, &#8220;I am who I am . This is what you are to say [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=destitute.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1115919&amp;post=3&amp;subd=destitute&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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